Hi there peeps. I found out that a few people actually check this blog so I thought I'd better keep things interesting. So here are the top 5 places to eat food in Victoria:
1. The East Brunswick Club for "chicken" parma
2. La Panella bakery in Preston for pies, sausage rolls, apple scrolls, jam donuts and more!
3. Mystery secret locations that only hip people know about, I can't tell you their names because I don't know them. My hip pal C takes me to new places every time I visit and I eat amazing things. Like french toast with poached pears in Balaclava. Marinated coconut bagels in Brunswick. The list goes on.
4. Lord of the Fries in various locations but usually at Northlands, the burgers rock okay and I'm a sucker for tacky shopping complexes.
5. Thooft in Bendigo. Because I'm always visiting family in Benders and this place makes a mean vegan breakfast called "Vegan is not a dirty word". Also they make good juices and coffee.
There are more. There are dumplings and many more treasures but these are all the things that I can't get in shitty Armidale. Burgers, pies, fancy food. I miss this stuff. I bet there are way more places that I don't even know about because I've been away so long. OH SHIT! I almost forgot. I love to eat some good quality hand made potato cakes while in Vic because apparently in NSW they don't know how to whip up a simple batter, slice some potatoes, dip, fry and serve. They get pre-made frozen things and call them potato scallops. Freaks. Anyway, I am having a gay old time and my jeans don't fit anymore. I Love VIC!